Once upon a time, an old kindhearted super NICE beggar woman called Cheryl arrived at a castle of a selfish
SINGAPOREAN prince called Jireh that looked like Ken from Barbie doll.
Cheryl asked for shelter from the bitter coldness, and offers the somewhat conceited prince a rose in return.
Jireh, being the coldhearted Singaporean prince he was, turned Cheryl away.
Jireh: “wtF sia, go look for another prince lah.”
Jireh: “so many wrinkles, go use SK ll lah ''
Provoked by his arrogance and rudeness, Cheryl then revealed that she is a ChioBu enchantress.
Cheryl: “I ask for shelter only sia, never show pity on me, everyday only can phone s3x phone s3x.”
She then places a powerful curse, turning Jireh into a hideous beast, his true form indeed.
10 yrs later, a girl named TWISTED who looked like barbie , was wandering deep in the woods, until she came upon a castle
Amazed, she entered it, thinking that no one was living inside.
Suddenly a teapot appeared, moving and talking. Shocked, she just continued to stare at it.
Until the teapot said, " SMLJ, come in for fck? kpkb. "
The first thought Twisted had was, “why this teapot seem so arrogant and vain, look so fat somemore. So rude siol, see people first thing scold"
Suddenly a teacup came out from behind the teapot, “you think you human big fck?”
Twisted thought: “like mother like son. "
Suddenly loud footsteps began thundering towards them. The grand doors opened and revealed Jireh, the beast.
Twisted, upon seeing the beast, began to scream. She started towards the door, intending to get out of the castle.
Jireh quickly stopped her, knowing that this was his chance to be turned back into a prince.
He decided to use her; he treated her nicely and gave her generous offers of food and drinks.
Twisted began to frequent the castle, going there everyday until late before returning home.
Jireh & twisted began to form a close relationship, even though jireh decided to only be nice to her for the sake of turning back into a prince, he wasn’t attracted to her at all as she looked so unchio.
In reality, Jireh was more attracted to the teapot (of course when teapot was in human form ) because she was SUPER CHIO, more than Barbie, like Polly from Polly Pocket.
They flirted with each other whenever twisted was not around,
One night, after twisted left the castle, the teapot immediately LEAP into Jireh's arm
Teapot: “what siah jireh, I don’t like that twisted ''
Teacup: “yah ask her smd pl0x”
Jireh: “you think i like twisted? Of course not, i only have eyes for u teapot my l0ve, my chiobu. i promise to listen to whatever you say and do whatever u ask me to.''
However, twisted was actually listening to all of this, and it broke her heart.
She thought, " stupid teapot, steal my Jireh sia, never die before isit, i show u what TWISTED, as chio as Barbie doll can do, MHHAHAHA. "
Twisted started to plot her revenge against the teapot, and maybe take the teacup down with her. She acted as usual, like everything was normal.
Until one day she overheard them again, she couldn’t resist it anymore and decided to put her plan into action.
The next day, she went to the castle early in the morning.
She crept around the castle until she found the teapot & teacup sleeping.
Twisted: " oh so beautifully designed, pity they're going to be shattered.”
She spotted a hammer and laughed wickedly, but she laughed too loud until the teapot woke up.
As fast as lightning, she smashed the teapot hard with the hammer in her hands.
*PIANG*
The teacup jerked and was horrified to see his mother teapot breaking into thousands of pieces
Teapot STRUGGLED AND STRUGGLED TO KEEP HERSELF ALIVE, but breathed her last breath and pass away
Teacup SCREAMEDD IN HORROR: "JIREH JIREH JIU MING JIU MING"
Twisted: “annoying brat, you think you antique teacup big fck ?”
She swing her hammer which landed on poor teacup that was squealing for help
*PIANGG*
Teacup too passed away
SUDDENLY, Jireh came flying in
Jireh: “OH MAMA, MY TEAPOT AND TEACUP.”
He lifted broken pieces of H1GH QUALITY PORCELIAN teapot gently and wept
Jireh, seeing twisted with the hammer, wanted to kill her right there.
Until he remembered the chiobu enchantress, Cheryl. He talked to her nicely and pretended nothing happened.
Since his dear teapot alr passed away, he had no other choice but to learn to love twisted in order to be a prince again
Twisted noted that Jireh started to treat her differently, and she didnt like it.
However, Jireh really fell in love with twisted.
She got sick of him eventually, after only two weeks.
One day, she left the castle forever. Never planning to return to Jireh and went off to try her luck with other REAL princes.
In the end, everyone lived happily ever after, except for Jireh who have to face his LJ mirror everyday until he could not even stand his reflection anymore and started slitting his wrist. Since there was no one around, he died a slow death by himself.
-THE END-
By Cheryl & Xela ♡♥
Warning: This is a fictional story only, for fun joy & laughter :D
Those characters without names are not based on anyone pl0x.
The story line is from beauty and the beast, for some who cant tell.
The teapot and teacup were once human too.
